What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
In my area there is a couple. They both are about 40. They didn't conceive idk for what reason. But...
In a discovery that spans millennia and continents, scientists found over 260 matching dinosaur trac...
The term "femboy," a portmanteau of "feminine" and "boy," emerged at least by the 1990s, gaining tra...
Those who were lucky enough to grab a Switch 2 at launch are being warned not to make the same mista...
Could a star birth planets more than once in its lifetime?
Pharmacists confirm a continuing shortage of drugs used to help with digestion.
I would not be concerned about complains. But I’ve proof that you are a chootiya if you did not brea...
The earth was known to be a globe more than 2000 years before NASA existed so they'd have had a lot...
Their minds are the same as those millions of Germans who marvelled at Hitler in the early 1930s, be...
"Everything we have ever designed to go into space has been one mission, one life. It's sort of craz...